Description
This shaggy Highland grump brings highland-sized attitude and zero patience for workplace nonsense! Positioned as part of our popular Animals with Attitude collection, the Grumpy Highland Cow Figurine delivers a heavy dose of sarcastic humor straight to your office desk, bookshelf, or workspace setup. Featuring deep-set skeptical eyes, long curved horns, cream-colored muzzle and hooves, and a thick coat of shaggy fur texturing, this Highland bull holds swappable motto signs to shut down unnecessary distractions before they start.
Every figure includes a set of printed motto signs—allowing you to swap out its mood to match your exact level of daily patience!
Be sure to check out the rest of the Animals with Attitude (AWA) collection!
Made to Order: All items are custom crafted on demand unless otherwise noted. Please allow 1–3 business days for your ideas to become matter before shipment.
Key Features:
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Complete Sign Pack Included: Comes with the Highland cow figure plus interchangeable motto sign plates (UDDERLY DONE and NOT AMOOSED).
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High-Detail Multi-Color Print: Premium PLA printing featuring rich brown shaggy fur textures, off-white/cream horns, muzzle, and hooves, dramatic dark eyes, and a wood-textured sign plate with raised black lettering.
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Compact Desk & Shelf Size: Standing at approximately 8.9 cm tall (3.5″), it sits securely on office desks, bookshelves, tiered display trays, or retail counters.
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Sarcastic Desk Gift: An outstanding centerpiece or gift for co-workers, managers, Highland cow lovers, white elephant exchanges, and anyone running low on tolerance for office drama.
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Official License: Designed by Space Monkey 3D Designs. MatterMade 3D is a proud authorized commercial seller of this official design.
Specs
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Material: High-quality 3D printed PLA
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Included Accessories: 1 Highland Cow Figure + Interchangeable Motto Signs
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Dimensions: Approx. 8.9 cm H x 6.4 cm W x 5.1 cm D (3.5″ H x 2.5″ W x 2.0″ D / 89 mm x 64 mm x 51 mm)




