Description
Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to meet the most aggressively mediocre piggy bank your loose change has ever seen!
Introducing the “Meh-gnificent Money Mound” (aka, a 3D Printed Piggy Bank):
- Design? We’re calling it “abstractly porcine.” Or, you know, a pig-ish shape that might resemble a potato wearing a snout. It’s 3D printed, which means it has that charming, slightly-off, “I was made by a robot with a mild hangover” aesthetic.
- Storage Capacity: Holds approximately… some coins. Look, we didn’t do the math. It’s a hole. You put money in it. When it’s full, it’s heavy-ish. That’s the science.
- Durability: It’s plastic! Don’t drop it from a plane. Or, you know, maybe don’t drop it from your kitchen counter. Unless you want to see a shower of coins and the fleeting satisfaction of a mildly dramatic mess.
- Features:
- A slot! For your money! Revolutionary, we know.
- A plug on the bottom! To retrieve said money! Also, shockingly functional.
- It exists! That’s a feature, right?
- Ideal for:
- People who like pigs…sort of.
- People who need a place to put spare change… eventually.
- People who enjoy the subtle, yet undeniable, “this was definitely 3D printed” vibe.
- People who want to confuse their pets. “Is it a toy? Is it food? Is it a modern art piece?” The answer is “yes, no, and maybe.”
- Warning: May not actually make you rich. But hey, it’s a start! Or, at least, a place to put those pennies you find in your couch cushions.
Get your “Meh-gnificent Money Mound” today! Because why not?
Pick from a variation of colors available or just select the mystery color. What color is that??? I don’t know, I’ll let someone at the office pick out a color and that’s what you’ll get.