Chonky Piggy Bank

$ 20.00$ 45.00

$ 20.00

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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to meet the most aggressively mediocre piggy bank your loose change has ever seen!

Introducing the “Meh-gnificent Money Mound” (aka, a 3D Printed Piggy Bank):

  • Design? We’re calling it “abstractly porcine.” Or, you know, a pig-ish shape that might resemble a potato wearing a snout. It’s 3D printed, which means it has that charming, slightly-off, “I was made by a robot with a mild hangover” aesthetic.
  • Storage Capacity: Holds approximately… some coins. Look, we didn’t do the math. It’s a hole. You put money in it. When it’s full, it’s heavy-ish. That’s the science.
  • Durability: It’s plastic! Don’t drop it from a plane. Or, you know, maybe don’t drop it from your kitchen counter. Unless you want to see a shower of coins and the fleeting satisfaction of a mildly dramatic mess.
  • Features:
    • A slot! For your money! Revolutionary, we know.
    • A plug on the bottom! To retrieve said money! Also, shockingly functional.
    • It exists! That’s a feature, right?
  • Ideal for:
    • People who like pigs…sort of.
    • People who need a place to put spare change… eventually.
    • People who enjoy the subtle, yet undeniable, “this was definitely 3D printed” vibe.
    • People who want to confuse their pets. “Is it a toy? Is it food? Is it a modern art piece?” The answer is “yes, no, and maybe.”
  • Warning: May not actually make you rich. But hey, it’s a start! Or, at least, a place to put those pennies you find in your couch cushions.

Get your “Meh-gnificent Money Mound” today! Because why not?

Pick from a variation of colors available or just select the mystery color. What color is that??? I don’t know, I’ll let someone at the office pick out a color and that’s what you’ll get.